I just stole this. No I wasn't tagged. I'm just a thief.

As my many many readers well know, I am new to the blogging world. Yes I have commented on my Dear Daughter's blog and a few of my neices and some of DD's friends, but as for me, I'm new. I have actually begun commenting on stranger's blogs and reading the blogs of random strangers.

That being said, I have found a blog that I really enjoy. This young lady is whitty and sarcastic and funny but is crazy intelligent when it comes to finance and political issues. I love reading her blog. It makes me laugh. We all need somebody like this in our life to remind us not to take our lives so serious.

The phrases that are in a bold are true….

Appearance:

- I am 5′4 or shorter.

- I think I'm ugly.

- I have many scars.

- I tan easily. Yes I pay for it but it's easy

- I wish my hair was a different color.

- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. With my gray I live for my monthly appointment.

- I have a tattoo.

- I am self-conscious about my appearance.

- I have/I've had braces. Had them through jr and high school and getting invisaline soon.

- I wear glasses. again.... after lasix.... for distance & reading... grrr

- I'd get/have gotten plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.

- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.

- I have had more than 2 piercings.

- I have had piercings in places besides my ears. It was my Belly Button and I let it heal.

- I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

- I've sworn at my parents.

- I've run away from home.

- I've been kicked out of the house.

- My biological parents are together.

- I have a sibling less than one year old.

- I want to have kids someday.

- I have children.

- I've lost a child.

Embarrassment:

- I've slipped out a "LOL" in a spoken conversation.

- Disney movies still make me cry.

- I've snorted while laughing. it happens often. its not pretty.

- I've laughed so hard I've cried.

- I've glued my hand to something.

- I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

- I've had my trousers rip in public.

Health:

- I was born with a disease/impairment.

- I've had stitches.

- I've broken a bone.

- I've had my tonsils removed.

- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.

- I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

- I've had serious surgery. I crashed my quad and tore my MCL a couple of years ago.

- I've had chicken pox.

Traveling:

- I've driven over 200 miles in one day.

- I've been on a plane.

- I've been to Canada.

- I've been to Niagara Falls.

- I've been to Japan.

- I've been to Europe.

- I've been to Africa.

Experiences:

- I've been lost in my city. Lost might be an overstatement but I had NO idea where I was.

- I've seen a shooting star.

- I've gone out in public in my pajamas.

- I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.

- I've been to a casino. I love Black Jack!

- I've been skydiving.

- I've gone skinny dipping.

- I've played spin the bottle.

- I've crashed a car.

- I've been skiing. Water & Snow

- I've been in a play.

- I've met someone in person from the Internet. Met and married Dear Husband

- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.

- I've seen the Northern Lights.

- I've sat on a roof top at night.

- I've played chicken. In high school. We were stupid but played at LOW speed.

- I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Only bits and pieces but I'm sure all of it when you add the bits and pieces

- I've eaten Sushi.

- I've been snowboarding.

Relationships:

- I'm single.

- I'm in a relationship.

- I'm available.

- I'm engaged.

- I'm married.

- I've gone on a blind date.

-I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.

- I have a fear of abandonment.

- I've been divorced.

- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.

- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. A bad time in my life.

- I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:

- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.

- I've kissed a member of the same gender.

- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.

- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.

- I am a cuddler.

- I've been kissed in the rain.

- I've had sex outdoors.

- I've hugged a stranger.

- I have kissed a stranger.

- I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.

- I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.

- I have lied to my parents about where I am.

- I am keeping a secret from the world.

- I've cheated while playing a game.

- I've cheated on a test.

- I've driven through a red light. Not on purpose!

- I've witnessed a crime.

- I've been in a fist fight. In high school but it was more like a cat fight. You know.. girls

- I've been arrested.

- I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:

- I've consumed alcohol.

- I smoke cigarettes. In high school. It was gross

- I smoke pot. I was young. It was stupid & did nothing for me but make me giggle. A lot.

- I regularly drink.

- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.

- I've taken cough medicine when i wasn't sick.

- I've done hard drugs.

- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.

- I can't swallow pills.

- I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

Mental health:

- I have been diagnosed with depression.

- I shut others out when I'm depressed.

- I take anti-depressants. I don't take the perscribed meds, but started Sam-e

- I have had an eating disorder.

- I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.

- I've hurt myself on purpose.

- I'm addicted to self harm.

- I've woken up crying.

Death:

- I'm afraid of dying.

- I hate funerals. But I go when it was somebody important to me or a loved one.

- I've seen someone dying. I worked on an ambulance, but sat with my dad when he died.

- I have attempted suicide.

- Someone close to me has attempted suicide.

- Someone close to me has committed suicide.

Random:

- I can sing well.

- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

- I open up to others too easily.

- I watch the news.

-I don't kill bugs.

- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.

- I swear regularly.

- I am a morning person.

- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.

- I'm a snob about grammar. And spelling

- I am a sports fanatic.

- I play with my hair.

- I have/had "x"s in my screen name.

- I love being neat. I'm not always neat but love it when I am!

- I love Spam.

- I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.

- I don't know how to shoot a gun.

- I am in love with love.

- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

- I laugh at my own jokes.

- I eat fast food weekly.

- I believe in ghosts.

- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

- I am really ticklish.

- I love white chocolate.

- I bite my nails.

- I play video games.

- I'm good at remembering faces.

- I'm good at remembering names.

- I'm good at remembering dates.

- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.